Dear Ankles,
I woke up Tuesday morning and was shocked to see that you had disappeared. Without warning! I feel so abandoned, and to make matters worse, my calves are having to do extra work by stretching all the way down into my feet. It looks quite pathetic - a person with no ankles. If you come back, I'll ask no questions regarding your betrayal. In fact, I may throw in a few pedicures to make you feel more comfortable. What's that you say? A foot massage from Bo every night may do the trick? I see. Well, you were having to carry around a lot of extra poundage lately, so I can understand if you got tired of being pushed away. But I promise that if you can stick it out for another 1 1/2 months, you'll be back into those sexy shoes in no time. Yes, the thin strappy ones, even. And I'll be happy to have you back.
Love, Sara
LOL!!! Love it girl!!! I know you still look fab as always!!! Hope to see you at Bunco this week!!
ReplyDeleteI so feel your pain! Just wait until your husband finds them as entertainment for her friends! The end is in sight!
ReplyDeleteThis is hilarious. I used to complain all the time about my feet and ankles, Chap's favorite response was, "Well, at least now you know how the elephants feel..." Thanks hun.
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